Ahh, this is much better than shopping with the wife.
Grandpa...It's Bob...Is that really you or am I really drunk?
Okay, you meditate, I'll natter and then we're both happy.
"Lovely aiming point" thought the loose-bowelled pigeon.
Capricorn, some one will drop a camera on you....
The mobile library was having funding problems.
"Just like yours dear-not firing any more."
Fortunately the first volunteers for the British Amateur Space Shot were clueless individuals.