God with his pants down
"Can you guess where that lights coming from... yes thats right it really does shine from
there."-
"This is the last time I am putting dirty clothes out hoping that it will rain and wash them. Can we get a damn washing machine"...
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"War of the Worlds" has begun.
"As God started bursting through the clouds, some schmuck said "looks like rain."
"Next time I'll use lightning," he said."